ButchAndTonyB
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Editor's note: This song was inspired by one of Tony's posts on the Yahoo Prop Wash Gang Forum in which Tony said to Butch, "Between the two of us, we have three legs, three eyes and one ponytail."
BUTCH & TONY B
Well I saw the thing comin' out of the skies
It had three hairy legs, three evil eyes
I commenced to shakin and I said "ooh-eee"
It looks like a ButchAndTonyB to me.
Chorus:
It was a three-eyed, three legged flying ButchAndTonyB
(three-eyed, three-legged, flying ButchAndTonyB)
A three-eyed, three-legged, flying ButchAndTonyB.
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Well it came down to Earth and wrote the
Pee-Em-Eff-Arr
Then took off fast for the nearest bar.
I heard it say in a voice so clear
"Don't bother me while I'm drinkin' beer."
(Chorus)
I said ButchAndTonyB, what's your line?
It said ridding the world of booze, beer and wine
But that's not the reason I came to land
I wanna get a job in a hip-hop band.
Well bless your heart, another old fart,
Flying ButchAndTonyB.
Grumpy soul, grouchy Pole, Flying ButchAndTonyB
And then he fell from the stool and lit on the ground
He started to rap, just crap all around
It was just some dirty words in a tuneless jam
Coulda come from Poland, or maybe Alabam.
(Chorus)
And then he went on his way, plumb out of sight
Till I saw him perform just the other night
Playing the tuba, making it wail
While he searched all over for his lost pony tail
(Chorus)
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From Califirnia where we have flying purple peaole eaters while
maryland has an ex-flying purple pinot drinker.
Bill Mahan